Are you tired of chewing your candy bars?
Do the layers of chocolate and caramel being broken down by your bicuspids take time and energy away from your enjoyment of your treat of choice?
Don't you hate how chewing your candy bar annoyingly negates the calorie intake for consuming it in the first place?
Do you ever wish you could just sip on your candy bar at your leisure rather than chewing precious minutes of your day away?
We have the product for you: Drinkable Mars bar!
That's right, available now in your grocer's refrigerated section: Drinkable Mars bar. The perfect pick for anyone who's ready for the easiest possible way to enjoy fine Mars products.
I'll drink to that!